— about us —
Awesome title.
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Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I have always known him: Jeff.
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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.
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I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Hit me with a cricket bat.
Our humble story
Why are you doing this? What drives you? Tell your customers about who you are and why you care, make an abstract company human and relatable. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?